Hmmmm why doesnt my old lady go down on me anymore?

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my old lady go down on me anymore because....

  • I dont deserve it

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • I havent shaved "down there" recently

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • My Foreskin smells like cheese

    Votes: 6 18.8%
  • because we are already married

    Votes: 6 18.8%
  • because her jaw is tired after working over the gardner

    Votes: 15 46.9%

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because you spell gardener like a retarded first grader
 

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because you spell gardener like a retarded first grader

Sorry WVU2 I was on the phone at the time, wasnt sure if Polls time out or not. Thanks for covering for SteakTarTar, Im sure he will be proud when he gets back from his vacation.
 

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Sorry WVU2 I was on the phone at the time, wasnt sure if Polls time out or not. Thanks for covering for SteakTarTar, Im sure he will be proud when he gets back from his vacation.

I got you calling me WVU2, I have Doberman telling me he can't tell the difference between me and OldmanTed anymore. How long until one of you fucks tells me I sound like wilheim?\
 

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Maybe because you call her your Old lady...I never understood that phrase...I would never call the woman I'm with My Old Lady.
 

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Try a shower or bath.
 

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Well actually I dont call her my "Old Lady" to her face, I call her "mi amor" and for two reasons. The first being that she is only 23 so that term doesnt apply, and second being that she doesnt speak english so she wouldnt even know what I said if I called her that. Just for the record I still get head on a regular basis so I dont have any gripes with my "ol' lady", I actually posted this for you cheese-dicks that beat off "eleventy-seven" times a day.
 

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Just for the record I still get head on a regular basis so I dont have any gripes with my "ol' lady", I actually posted this for you cheese-dicks that beat off "eleventy-seven" times a day.

I for one believe him
 

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I got you calling me WVU2, I have Doberman telling me he can't tell the difference between me and OldmanTed anymore. How long until one of you fucks tells me I sound like wilheim?\
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For the record it was Iceman.
And in your defense at least you can blame youth.
 

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I got you calling me WVU2, I have Doberman telling me he can't tell the difference between me and OldmanTed anymore. How long until one of you fucks tells me I sound like wilheim?\
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For the record it was Iceman.
And in your defense at least you can blame youth.

Touche'
 

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Checked out the poll...gardeners getting some action and I always thought it was the pool boy.
 

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why do ALL women smile at their wedding? They know they have given their last Blow Job!
 

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